"But I mean, if you’re attracted to girls who look like guys… why don’t you just date guys?"
So if you like gummies in the shape of worms, why not just go outside and snack on some real ones?
this POST IS THE BEST
THIS WILL BE MY NEW ANSWER WHENEVER SOMEONE ASKS ME THIS DUMB ASS FUCKING QUESTION AGAIN
stanning for kesha is so hard because there are literally only three good photoshoots ever taken of her
i hope kesha’s return includes her taking down perez hilton but with the utmost class and dignity and a lil bit of crazy bitch
Baby boy wants a bite of my cheesecake
Look how vicious Rottweilers are
people who can dry swallow pills are not to be messed with, they will hurt you in the end
the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet
Friendly reminder that anti-cheating is pro-slut shaming (◕‿◕✿)
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism